Write short stories that make people cry
Write novels that make people cry
Write plays and musicals that make people cry
Write articles that make people cry
Write physics assignments that make people cry
Write chore lists that make children cry
Write instruction manuals for the proper use of tissues
Create logos for books that make people cry
Design a better tissue capable of holding more tears and snot (forthcoming)
Research the evolutionary origins of crying (forthcoming)
Understand the biological mechanisms behind tear formation due to emotional distress (forthcoming)
Write a paper about the dependence of snot viscosity on crying frequency and environmental conditions (forthcoming)
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